What Did You Sing, Eagles?

by Hand Up

To my knowledge, there is only one song that addresses the problem of constipation.  You have likely heard it thousands of times but, like so many popular tunes, its true meaning has eluded you.

Until now.

If you are missing your regular morning constitutional, The Eagles don’t recommend laxatives.  Instead they tout the colonic benefits of jogging:

“Well, I’m a-runnin’ down the road tryin’ to loosen my load…”